All the talk now days of the yet un-proven Global Warming, is a croc. I refer directly to Earth Day, or 60 Minute day, or whatever the hell it is.

I thought it was proven that extreme temperatures, hot and cold (eg. ice age) were common since Earth was born? I was also under the understanding that scientists have no solid evidence to support that human interaction is the cause of global warming?

Facebook send more spam than any other company in the world. That’s a fact.

“Scientists have found that Facebook has exceeded the amount of emails sent in any one day, week and month, than any of the worlds biggest spammers.

Nashy Science and Research Centre made the discovery after a vampire apparently latched onto his leg.

Don’t worry though, his werewolf totally kicked it’s ass.

The Vampire is under lock and key in a hospital, and people have been said that he is catching up on his moview trivia, and reading random comments out of one of the 50000 Family Guy, Chuck Norris, and Simpsons quotes applications.

He has received many free gifts, however is quite annoyed that the free gift is always so fucking shit, and can’t see why you would pay to send a picture of an easter egg to someone.

His egg has hatched, and he was tagged in an album, his friend did something that he really doesn’t give a rats about, and he’s now changed his status to “I hate Facebook”"