Christmas 2009 is fast approaching, and if you haven’t already (like me) done your shopping for gifts, well, you should think about doing that sometime.
Traditionally, Christmas was to celebrate the birth of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. At least that’s what some people call him. No matter how you look at it, he has the best birthday party in the world. Because every bastard celebrates.
As described by the wonderful world of UrbanDictionary.
a smelly, useless child of a bygone era that fostered in the loony liberalism that is currently eroding the United States of America to disasterous effect. Common attributes include: laziness, drug addiction, cowardice, a general lack of sanitary vigliance, Utopian ideals at the expense of logic and reason and a sort of general aimlessness that angers and perplexes hard working, patriotic realists to no end.
whats that smell? oh yah it’s that acid casualty hippie who Bill hired who never works, doesn’t bathe and worships Barrack Obama for no apparent reason.
So, my lady friend is heading to Bundy today, lol, I know. But we still have to go from the big plane terminal. QANTAS is really pushing the self check-in counters to everyone to use.
Great, we’ll get a bording pass, then go to the bag drop line. Wrong. Apparently by getting the pass, the only person who is winning is the douchebag behind the counter, who has now become so lazy she (or he for the lady men) can’t be assed printing boarding passes.
This clearly wasted time, as the 3 minutes I was standing at the queer little machine, I could have advanced a good 3 people in the long stupid holiday line.
So here be the end of my rant.
A follow up to the below incest post. That’s right, another day, another story about them. (more…)
So it turns out I love Blackberry a little too much. So much, that I have more of them that I need. So I decided that I would throw it out there, and get people to think about the silly addictions in their life. Of course I don’t mean drugs and that sort of stuff, I mean things that are just, silly.
I refer you to this link.
The Deaves family of South Australia are at it again, well, so it seems. Maybe. If you can’t be assed reading the above, you should, but here’s a rundown.
Daughter + Father + Sex = Two Children = Family Tree creators worst nightmare!
Posted in Aussie Stuff, Weird Shit 
Tags: Daughter, Deaves, Father, Grandfather, Incest, Jenny Deaves, John Deaves, South AustraliaRecently forum member Scotty posted about how good steak was. There is nothing I agree with more to be honest.
Vegitarians are idiots. They don’t eat meat because of some stupid animal love. What they seem to forget is the fact that humans are carnivores. That is, we were made to eat meat.
We have always eaten meat.
Alright, so we have three neighbours who are bastards. To one side we have the single lady, behind us we have the family of angry parents and swearing kids, and next to them (diag. to us) is the pricks who have a party every Saturday.
Lady Next DoorShe was really nice, we liked her, and often had a chat on our balconies. Now, our lawn was out of control, it looked horrible, and was very very tall.
Instead of speaking to us about it (she sees us more than once every day) she complained directly to the land lord. Then she complained about two trees that she wanted pulled down.
So that’s fine, we got the lawn mowed, and then the trees. The dodgy tree loppers not only took the ONE tree we were told was meant to be taken, they took a nice one from out the front too. AND they entered our property without permission, and went under our house, and let one of our dogs out.
$130.00 pound fee later…
Posted in Aussie Stuff, Weird Shit, World Stuff Tags: Dogs, Good, Loud Music, Neighbours, Swearing, Tree LopperAll the talk now days of the yet un-proven Global Warming, is a croc. I refer directly to Earth Day, or 60 Minute day, or whatever the hell it is.
I thought it was proven that extreme temperatures, hot and cold (eg. ice age) were common since Earth was born? I was also under the understanding that scientists have no solid evidence to support that human interaction is the cause of global warming?
Facebook send more spam than any other company in the world. That’s a fact.
“Scientists have found that Facebook has exceeded the amount of emails sent in any one day, week and month, than any of the worlds biggest spammers.
Nashy Science and Research Centre made the discovery after a vampire apparently latched onto his leg.
Don’t worry though, his werewolf totally kicked it’s ass.
The Vampire is under lock and key in a hospital, and people have been said that he is catching up on his moview trivia, and reading random comments out of one of the 50000 Family Guy, Chuck Norris, and Simpsons quotes applications.
He has received many free gifts, however is quite annoyed that the free gift is always so fucking shit, and can’t see why you would pay to send a picture of an easter egg to someone.
His egg has hatched, and he was tagged in an album, his friend did something that he really doesn’t give a rats about, and he’s now changed his status to “I hate Facebook”"
So, anyone in Australia, you’ve probably read, or seen on 60 Minutes, a story about the couple from South Australia.
The Deaves Family!
Ok, brief rundown for anyone under a rock long enough to miss this. Now, how I’m going to do this quick and easy…. it’s going to be tough. (more…)
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