The legend that is Kevin Rudd. Yes, the greatest PM of all time. No really, I’m not joking….

Here’s why he’s the greatest PM in the history of Australia.

Kevin '747' Rudd

- Speaks Chinese
- No speech less than 15 minutes
- He’s never actually in the country
- Julia Gillard
- Wayne Swann

Now, this super cool cat tricked most young Australians into voting for him, now, I’ll give him that. Most of the people voting for him did it because it’s the cool thing to do.

Now, Kevin Rudd was a trend for a while there, not even I can become a trend, and I’m fuckin awesome.

Now here’s some of the promises he gave everyone.

- No work choices
- Fast Internet
- Lower Interest
- More spending on roads, schools and hospitals

Now before the econmic meltdown as the media are calling it, he had started looking at the Internet, he’s since kicked the best option out of the bidding. Telstra that is.

While I hate Telstra, they are the only company in Australia who can roll out such a project and get it right the first time.

Work Choices. Yes, he got rid of that quick smart. He only did that to help out his Union buddies. The Work Choices reform was going places, he moved backwards. But whatever.

Lower taxes. Haha, yeah, cause he had a choice with this. Thanks meltdown.

He was not spending on roads, hospitals or education, or anything really. Since the “Meltdown” he had to.

So he really hasn’t gone out of his way to do anything. The surplus looked nice, thanks Howard. Gone.

His jet however looks brilliant inside, he loves it. I mean, it’s where he runs the country from.

I guess my rant really has no point, I just hate Rudd, and how he’s not doing anything. He’s in India as I type this by the way.

He’s also bailing on Iraq. While it wasn’t his problem to begin with, it is now. His country helped cause the mess, now once it’s clean up time, he’s out.

So anyway, this rant is going absolutely nowhere.

Kevin Rudd is a douchebag, and we’re about to see a 1 term PM. Liberal won’t even need to do a thing, they have the next election in the bag.